officeloser

When I got in this morning someone had placed a picture on my desk of a woman with evil eyebrows drawn on with permanent marker, I think Michelle did it as she's the only joker in the group. I mischievously dropped the picture on screechy girls desk thankfully my boss is in meetings all afternoon which means I can play Wordscraper on Facebook all day.

My boss came back from his meeting at 4.55 and immediately called us into a meeting room to ask who had drawn evil eyebrows on the photo of his wife and put it on Screechy womans desk. No one owned up, he is not in a good mood, what a great way to start our relaxing bowling evening out.

Turns out that most people didn't eat before coming out and after a couple of pre-bowling drinks in the bar they're quite merry.

Anyway I am crap at bowling so spent most of the time laughing at Tony from HR, he slipped over about 5 times when he insisted on only using the heaviest ball then got his finger stuck in the kiddie sized ball and had to go to Accident and Emergency to get it removed.

I ended up having a bit too much to drink and told Michelle about my filing disposing plan. She has vowed to join me in the battle of mount Everest